but no!! i cant have anything decent

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nobody likes you, nobody cares about you, nobody wants you to exist. Hello. My name is "Nobody". :)

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sorry

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everyone is perfect at first if they wanna be

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copypasta

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yeah ik what i have to do

40915 - 

u deserve better

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OKAY NO HE WASNT NORMAL I SWEAR

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like

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nvm im not going to defend him

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Bazinga?

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thats good lmao

40921 - 

excellent first step cyan

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I'm genuinely proud of you

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i have a thing for slightly muscular men with long hair

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i think u can see where that is headed

40915 - 

im doomed i tell you

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...?

16422 - 

yeah my partner does too. those long haired men are bitch MAGNETS apparently

40921 - 

you're young but impressionable

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I'm glad somewhere deep inside you know

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As a bald guy, can confirm

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GREEN

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idk if thats really my type though

40915 - 

HAHAHAHA

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im bald rn actually

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bald gang😭

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i respect that i cant pull off bald

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i'm gonna drown myself in comfort food brb

16422 - 

i wish I was bald on my body

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my bf gave me a lineup even though i asked him not to

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but nooooooool

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like he shaved my hairline and it looks horrible

40915 - 

Lmao bad genes and excess testosterone will do that

40466 - 

hi

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cyan he absolutely hates you

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i got a lumpy ass head BAD for bald

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just cause of that

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hk

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jk

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