Im about to have an organism

Vietnamese

Im about to fart the alphabet

SPANK ME LIKE A VICTORIAN WHORE DAPHNE

Lol

Truth

A great personality beats great looks to me tho

Theres always someone finer

My gf went to bed 2 hours ago and im up takin a hefty DUMP

Spank me mommy

IT CAME FROM OVER HERE IM SURE OF IT

WHATS DA BAT DOIN HEAH?

Speaking of Batman, Ive almost 100%ed Arkham City

Im fartin so much right now. The whole club be STANKIN

SHOVE SQUIRREL POOP DOWN MY PANTS GRANDMA

Blue bend over

If she cheated then fart on her and leave

I spank myself during sex

SPANK ME GRANDMA

OH DADDY I JUST FARTED