you know what you did KingShaq

is something the matter?

of course

im not agile enough to do a flip

not only are we locking you up and throwing away the key KingShaq, were also beating you with spiked whips and providing you with multiple methods of suicide for your transgressions

trying to bend it but im not finding success

currently chewing the tab of my beer

but an unripe watermelon with too many seeds is yucky

a good watermelon is phenomenal

WE throwing away the key to KingShaqs cell

WE finna lock you up KingShaq

castrate white and hobbitstopit

castrate white

thanks for agreeing white

and so youre picky

because all types of melons are delicious

youre very picky hobbit

1. honeydew 2. watermelon 3. cantaloupe

if i had to rank melons i would rank them:

honeydew

currently listening to Into The Mine - Nolan Reeae

shaquille o'neal isnt a top 10 center of all time

Clorox wipes (real)

nah KingShaq is

it only knows the enclosure of its mother

a fetus cannot be manipulated because it has never experienced a thing such as manipulation

it looks more like the shade of mint rather than a melon

expected of a fetus

youre just having a temper tantrum

no im very rational

is that supposed to change my perspective of you

hobbit is it warm and cozy in there? its been a while since ive visited so it would be nice to get a firsthand account

anyone who is below the age of 18 is still in the womb

youre a fetus if youre calling me old

youre just picky

im 19 and i drink 3 beers a week minimum

if rapunzek had cookies

youre like rapunzel The Contrarian

you guys should be locked away forever

everyone does this