Are you a little kid?

Big black dudes

thats for adults tho

If not we might need to start using the attic

You got room in ur basement?

Cuz I'm abt to put kids in you

Siri are you a white van?

LOL 😭

Yk what's crazy?

Cuz "happy tastes good"

Siri are you happy?

Cuz I'm lovin it

Siri are you McDonald's?

W rizz line?

Cuz I love touching little kids 😎

Siri are you a little kid?

Oh I like lizzards

siri are you a dolfin?

Lemme rizz

Eyyyy

Coral core

it's just a bit foggy

I made a diy screen protector

I just busted ☺️

JAHFIDBRJB

AGHHHH IT'S SO BIG

NO UNCLE I WASENR TALKING TO YOY

Eat my sausage

Teehee

Don't you hate it when there isn't candy in the van like the nice man promised and its just dudes with baby oil and handcuffs 😔

I just drank five gallons of black mens milk

Don't you hate it when your walking outside with your peenar out running from... Larry, when the peenar snippets come and corner you into the peenar explosion chamber

Heehee 😁

I just got filled up by five big black guys all shiested up covered in baby oil

☹️🔫

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Busyed

I just buste

I love big black juicy men oiled up