I feel like one day these headphones are going to make that same fucking crackling noise and then electrocute me

BECAUSE THEN THE PROCESS HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN -cato

AND GOD FORBID I MOVE IN THE SLIGHTEST

YOU HAVE TO ROTATE THEM UNTIL YOUR AUDIO IS FINALLY NOT JACKED UP

THATS WHAT STICK HEADPHONES ARE LIKE

theyre like headphones specifically for like ipads and computers

ITS LIKE TURNING AROUND THE SHOWER HANDLE AND NEVER BEING ABLE TO GET TO THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE

GOD i hate stick headphones -cato

And also. Stick headphones.

THEYRE BOTH SO FUCKED UP