We went to city hall there were flies flying around in his mouth while he sat there with the tarp over his melon it was insane!

Im sorry but when he meditates with his mouth open it’s nasty

Guru Johnson needs to bag his kundalini

He was there just rocking back and forth chanting the sutra then suddenly pee shot out the leotard

He looks like an idiot

They taught him that melon wrap shit in india?

My grandma thinks his downward weenie dog is sexy lol!

Pee bag mark johnson is a yoga instructor?

Sounds stupid if you ask me

Kundalini enhances retardation

How did mark johnson become a guru Randy calls him a retard

Yes several people saw him pee off the wing

Guru Johnson? Is that the guy with the gigantic head doing those dance classes at the plane?

It’s a store opened by Starbucks by Guru Johnson

RawBaldfoods? Wtf is that