Omg lol!

Uh no he didn’t

Guru Johnson overcame retardation with kundalini

I thought he was retarded

Oh yeah puddles

Yes duh! Guru Johnson is pee bag!

Is this the same guy who used to piss the floor of the diner?

I saw guru johnson peeing in the trash can at starbucks!

Wtf why do you need a pee bag at RawBaldfoods?

My mom went shopping at RawBaldfoods and they told her to bring her own pee bag

He needs a pee bag on that kundalini

Do adult diapers work under the leotard guru johnson?

Lol

Do they really practice downward weenie dog?

If i see the joto peeing off the wing one more time we are calling city hall

My dad forbid my mom from taking the kids to RawBaldfoods or city hall

Really?

Downward weenie dog?

Why are the coconuts so big at RawBaldfoods?

He was doing downward weenie dog and shot some pee out the leotard

I heard Guru Johnson peed his leotard last week?

Yes they also sell turbans there

Does Guru Johnson own RawBaldfoods?

My favorite thing at RawBaldfoods is the gigantic coconuts

They’ve got huge cabbages

My mom got a gigantic melon at RawBaldfoods it barely fit through the door

Wtf is RawBaldfoods?

Guru Johnson just opened a RawBaldfoods store next to the starbucks