i h=fiund a Kandi under my bed from like 2020 to tie my hait with

have yall ever needed to tie your hair uo so bad you have to use the legendary floor finds

im a number 1 tater hater

technically china but idc

yum

canda

arizona

im related to six lululemon lesbians

im a big back

im eating a box of grape nerds

(these calcium pills better fucking work)

(im 5'4 i just wear rlly tall shoes when i take my height)

what if i said 5'6 was a lie

so uhm

GNOME!!?!?!

GNOME?!

im fat asf

im 5'6 and 148 bro

woah

hiw tall are you?

woah red

NErds aeer rlly yummers

im no ones ex bro

WhAtS wIth ThEsE HoMiEs WhO bE DiSsInG My BoY

AYDFGG

OMG MY DOG LOOK SLIKE A FUCKING SKJWNALER

nah

ERM.

LMAO BLUE U THOUGHT I COULD PULL?

(he doesnt even know me)

*bf

(i have a br that doesnt know hes my wife)

i would treat my girl so good

ifykyk

im just not a dude

i would be such good bf material i swear

mine would be 'i hate my mom'

guys what song describes your life

BURNT A HOLE?!

eyeay