im a samsung refrigerator who wants to be my fridge partner

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no, it was stomping, red. i might be a virgin but i know the difference between sex and stomping

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but yeah, the stomping magically stopped

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yellow what

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she was stomping around on PURPOSE

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Grave robbing over pizza !

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Hell yeah!!

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it was a power move. she was punishing me for complaining about her putting a fucking bed together at 10:30pm

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I love eating skeleton soup

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Mimi the witch makes the best soups in the world!

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Rotting flesh is warm like blanket

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Yellow eat your neighbours

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Veins and arteries are good water hoses

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red, take your meds

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Ill take green instead

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I like to water my plants with them

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Aww

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Eat me out please<3

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WTF

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green what\

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Lmao

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hehehehehe

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I mean- take me to dinner outside<3

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im 15

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Not cannibalism in public, love

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im 24

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14*****

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ok im leaving

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nvm

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Aww man

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im 71

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they said 24

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backwards

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oh

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lalalala

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Mwehehehehehehe

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we've a witch with us

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i have a secret i want to share with you people

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MEEEEEE

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Do share blue

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