I have fleas

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i made my gf a costume by hand , she loves corpse bride i made the dress all by hand , i love her

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fuck off

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I have a pet cat

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i have a cat a dog and turtle

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yes a turtle

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My cat has no legs

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oh?

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It moves around like a worm

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im in the bathroom vomiting

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wtd--

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stfu white

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I vomit on my bed

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i dont know what to do

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yeahahahahaha

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uhn

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you preggo

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EAST PASTA OBVIOPUSLY

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hi guys xd

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i might be

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justlaughagainwithoutanycontextandit'sallgood

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thats not xd

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fr

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not at all

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that'sacap

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xd dont come here saying hi guys

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I once smeared poop on the ceiling

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exactly

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tracksuits and red wine

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everyone go take quizzes on uquiz.com

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listening to a 12 hour audiobook im screamign i lovr gthme i hav ehte

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movies for two

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is anyone here one piece fans

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stfu GrEeN

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someone shitted themselves bro

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hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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you mean shat

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My balls have hair

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someone shat themselves

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no i mean

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