i assure you i am not purple

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hi?

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lol

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I WAS BORN THERE LMAO

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texans are something else XD it's okay red you're fine

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and then you realize your wife wasnt really pregnant and it was her twin sister and youve been cheating on your wife accidentally this whole time

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I live on earth

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CYAN WHAT IS THIS PLOT TWIST

46997 - 

texans are the worst!

47543 - 

idk but i feel silly

47242 - 

cyan making up scenarios

47196 - 

omg there's a guy across from me, my house right? and he has a confederate flag on his car. DUDE THIS IS CANADA

46997 - 

blue, right!!! I'm wondering the same thing 😂

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i feel like most of the u.s population lives there

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LOL

46997 - 

bruh my dumass thought this is a vent place

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WHAT POLITICS IS HE FIGHTING FOR

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hows it in canada btw?

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It was

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I DON'T KNOW BUT HE'S NOT THE FIRST GUY I'VE SEEN ON MY STREET WITH ONE

46997 - 

now we yap here

47242 - 

prob better than the US

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cyan we are listening

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canada is... expensive

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nvm then

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AND THEN you realize it was actually your wifes mom and you;ve been cheating on both the twins accidentally this whole time and banging a 63 year old who is surprisingly still able to give birth

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My gf lived in canada once

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health care is prob heaven

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i just know im not living in the US when im older

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time out cyan

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sure healthcare is free BUT we have a shortage of doctors, seeing someone in the hospital can take hours before seeing a doc, and my province has it so they only accept 50 ish walk in patients a day

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vbk

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in a clinic

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oh sorry, im a little uneducated in that topic

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didnt mean to assume

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do yall suffer from sh?

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My younger sister kicked me in her sleep T-T

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trans men are the nicest women ive ever met

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Yea

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hey green we are here for you

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