im gonna kms

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With a married woman

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black dont

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maybe he gettinf freaky with the ghosts

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your to important to die

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Yesss he was cheating with a married woman

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how married is she

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Lol. She has 5 kids

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im ngl i got married to a woman seventy three years ago

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she's never spoken to me since

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Her phone lock screen has MONEY 💰

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SHE IS AFTER MY STEPDADS MONET

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i forgot to divorce my wife in elementary

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MONEY

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fuck

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you're a married man now green

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Lol

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im a woman

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time to take responsibility for the kids

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i was gay in emeltary

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your choice of gender doesnt matter in the name of the irs

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if you're married you're a taxpayer married man

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ugh it sticnks

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YALL

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IM ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF

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I DRANK SO MUCH MILK

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IM LACK TOES INTOLERANT

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Every job interview, I try to fake "genuine interest" because I have to, but I don't think anyone falls for it. After all, I still don't have a job

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I just don't HAVE genuine interest in anything. I just want to survive! Is that too much to ask??

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hey guys : ) - sophie

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Hi, so this is a good thing and a bad thing. I feel so sexy today and it ls making me so happy but so weird in my own body -Alex

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I know no one cares but on my way to lecture the person in front of me had a pin on their backpack of Lucifer from HH AS A RUBBER DUCKY

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now i want to get one too ToT

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speaking into the void about this makes me realize i need friends that i can gush to lmao

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but IRL is hard and online I always seem to chicken out after basic convos

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sophie

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I feel like maybe there's something innately wrong with me that makes me incapable of consistently being social

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dude i swear id fuck her

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hey gang

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but anyways RUBBER DUCKY LUCIFER PIN AHHHH if i had balls i would've said hi to that person and become friends like in hallmark movies

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