I envy people like you too, blue

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I wish I had a sense of humor

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i said a few sentences how

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I wish I had friends I could influence

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actually in real life i’m very unfunny

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Make them laugh

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Hello

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i have no friends and all of them have probably forgotten about me

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I'm a shut-in like the protagonist from Welcome to the N.H.K

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A Hikikomori

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An incel

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jfc i figured it almost immediately like what's the point of even going through the whole fic now

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But I sext women, so it's fine

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Hi red

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and I'm artistic, so I can pretend to have a real job

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hi yellow

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But I don't go outside

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What fic were u reading

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Hi

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waiiit are you the guy who lets perverts on reddit influence him

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at least you’re artistic

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hii

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Hi green

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i think i’ve seen you here before purple

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if i speak i will be shunned. unfortunately i'll have to gatekeep this one yellow

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I'm on here a lot

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Ghnmm... 😭

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what fandom is it from?

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Anyone got advice for a sleepover

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you sure are

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i am having 3 ppl over next week

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Bring a condom

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..marvel

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are u pk

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i meant like..friends

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Bro my problems are the least of everyones but im just miffed so i'm gonna type em anyway

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Make them more than friends

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well they could easily become friends with benefits ahahahahhahaha

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im a girl..

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Give them a night they will never forget

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