I feel like i dont know how to live

41351 - 

*Moans, grabbing the back of green's head*

33151 - 

i dont know how to be a teenager

41351 - 

starts licking faster

41350 - 

*Moans even louder, eyes rolling into the back of my head*

33151 - 

I think everyone likes to think of themselves as Cinderella

40832 - 

The underdog, the poor hero/ine, the main character, etc. etc.

40832 - 

Actually probably sad to be very tall

40832 - 

natas rof ynroh

33151 - 

Nothing fits anymore and you outgrow everything around you

40832 - 

the eyes that see backwards

33151 - 

*starts leaking milk from between her legs*

33151 - 

flips you over and goes doggy

41350 - 

People really need to stop using the same trick in all the mystery stories

40832 - 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

33151 - 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

33151 - 

Or worse, a twin

40832 - 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

33151 - 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

33151 - 

*cums steak*

33151 - 

*is dead*

33151 - 

What do people do at spas?

40832 - 

yes, I did my job

41350 - 

Ricotta cheese looks so nasty

40832 - 

they relax

41350 - 

Most cheese do tbh

40832 - 

Wish I could go to a spa then

40832 - 

I could use a nice massage

41350 - 

I'm scared of cheese

33151 - 

Use a massage chair

40832 - 

Me too

40832 - 

But what if it's made of cheese?

33151 - 

I don't have one

41350 - 

The massage chair

33151 - 

Massaging me in cheese

33151 - 

Nachos

40832 - 

burritos

41350 - 

You could get those simple back massagers very cheap

40832 - 

I hate being a girl, but I don't wanna be a boy

33151 - 

I don't wanna be non-binary either

33151 -