Ill eat you and you eat me

38891 - 

THAT IS NOT SALSA!

39353 - 

ordered my first uhhh adult thing and it supposedly arrives on friday which is good because i'll be here, but i really hope it gets here before 6pm because i leave at that time lol

41291 - 

adult thing? you mean something you can go fuck yourself with?

39353 - 

and i don't want to leave that kind of package here over the weekend bc i live in an apartment building and they legit just leave the packages on the ground lol

41291 - 

I got something you can fuck yourself with

38891 - 

but the look on the persons face who opens the stolen package!

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also cyan i will neither confirm nor deny lol

41291 - 

its priceless

39353 - 

ik cyan that would be hilarious

41291 - 

OMFG!

39353 - 

I kinda want to die rn any suggestions on how to not die

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but also i'd rather have it not happen lmao

41291 - 

who could fit something this big inside of them?!

39353 - 

get laid

38891 - 

what were you thinking when you bought this huge thing?

39353 - 

it's not big you are severely overestimating me lol

41291 - 

its not made for any humans that's for sure

39353 - 

not big for you! king kong momma

39353 - 

I feel silly perooo

1616 - 

on the 'not made for humans thing' does anyone else find those weird bad dragon things to be kinda sus

41291 - 

STOP CALLING M OUT

41292 - 

giggled

41074 - 

For my own health. Icheka ko diri ang mga good things na tabo saakon haha

1616 - 

like bro why are you buying something called 'horse dildo' like dude WHAT

41291 - 

stop giggling

41292 - 

nuh uh

41074 - 

you little piss yellow

41292 - 

the demons are telling me to laugh

41074 - 

STOP

41074 - 

STOPPP

41074 - 

king DONG for king kong momma

39353 - 

hahahhahhaha

41292 - 

hahahahaha

41292 - 

hahahha

41292 - 

hahahah

41292 - 

bros going mental

41074 - 

hahahhahah

41292 - 

Wrong hole wrong hole

38891 - 

i gtg good luck to you two who are possessed by demons rn

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