*cums steak*

33151 - 

*is dead*

33151 - 

What do people do at spas?

40832 - 

yes, I did my job

41350 - 

Ricotta cheese looks so nasty

40832 - 

they relax

41350 - 

Most cheese do tbh

40832 - 

Wish I could go to a spa then

40832 - 

I could use a nice massage

41350 - 

I'm scared of cheese

33151 - 

Use a massage chair

40832 - 

Me too

40832 - 

But what if it's made of cheese?

33151 - 

I don't have one

41350 - 

The massage chair

33151 - 

Massaging me in cheese

33151 - 

Nachos

40832 - 

burritos

41350 - 

You could get those simple back massagers very cheap

40832 - 

I hate being a girl, but I don't wanna be a boy

33151 - 

I don't wanna be non-binary either

33151 - 

Then be neither

40832 - 

No

33151 - 

I just need someone to give me a massage

41350 - 

Be both

40832 - 

Use the wall

40832 - 

I can be a wall?

33151 - 

Who wants to piss for daddy?

898 - 

You can be anything

40832 - 

*Pees on blue*

33151 - 

You're such a simp, purple

33151 - 

Thanks Blue 😍

898 - 

I can tell you don't get pussy

33151 - 

I'm not sure if they shaved this guy's jaw but they sure gave him an implant

40832 - 

Why?

898 - 

A chin one

40832 - 

Probably to improve his looks but tbh he didn't really need it

40832 - 

I need a boyfriend

33151 - 

Thanks yellow 😍

898 - 

I think most people look better without plastic surgery

40832 -