HELLO???

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what-

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what if i just drink bleach

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fade away

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earthquake???? 😭 no one tells me anything

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i honestly dont use the google docs thing coz i use my personal account and im too lazy to make a spam one

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oh he's just spending less time online good for himmm

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Oh well, wait 4 years and you can escape Alexa

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i have a bad hobbit

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bahit

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habit

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also im on a school laptop so everything is like blocked-alexa

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HOOBIT WTF

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drink alcohol instead!!

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I WANT TO DRINK BLEACHHHH-alexa

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hoobit T_T

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bad bilbo baggins!

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alsosooooohas wart been on : )

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bwaha

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dw Alexa send me your exact coordinates, address, social security number, credit card details, street name, family tree, and i'll be right there!

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we fr silly willys-alexa

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might that be hydroflask i smell?

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wha-

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OH

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WAIT

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BUT YOU LEFT

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i wihs ppl dont card me when i buy alcohol, i have to pay some dude putside to come with me and pay it with my own money :/

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AND WHA

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i came back

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alr bet cyan so here u go...-alexa

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I WAS BEGGING FOR YOU TO COME BACK

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i ate my dinner in record time

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YAYYYYYY

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