mb

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h makes sense

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Good one actually

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David's father has three sons: Monday, Tuesday and _____?

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david

34072 - 

yea correct

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I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?

2539 - 

I thought it was drugs because the more you take, the closer you are to FUCKING DEATH

21109 - 

How old are yall

34068 - 

15

21109 - 

what

34074 - 

A feather.

2539 - 

Oooooh

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why hard to throw?

34072 - 

throw a feather

34068 - 

Try doing it

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A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?

2539 - 

My sister keeps laughing at me for having a crush on Kurt Cobain

21109 - 

friday was his horses name

34068 - 

how red

34072 - 

yea correct

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He didn't stay the other three nights?

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Who wants to piss for daddy?

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ohh

34072 - 

purple correct

2539 - 

Oooh

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smart purple

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What has a neck but no head?

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white wtf 😭😭😭😭

26189 - 

bottle

34072 - 

a beer bottle :)

26189 - 

a chopped pp?

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blue correct

2539 - 

like, i get it, hes dead, alright? doesnt mean hes not hot, though!

21109 - 

alr

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What is full of holes but still holds water?

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A CHOOPED PP?!?!?!

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a sponge

26189 - 

my coochie in the shower

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Sponge?

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