Listen, nephew. Not like that.

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you can technically have nephews older than you. - x-red.

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but...i don't want to call eleven my uncle. - x-red.

102397 - 

oh - shayshay

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Call me Unkie.

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absolutely not. - x-red.

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Why not? I’m your unkie.

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😭 - shayshay

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See? The color changed to affirm this ideology.

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im your unkie is crazy - lemon

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aw this is so sweet, they're bonding - shayshay

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So is the fact he’s denying my unkie-status.

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oh okay. if we're going by titles, then why don't you call me "sergeant first class?" - x-red.

102397 - 

lol - shayshay

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But you’re my little X-ray.

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i'm not little. - x-red.

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A wee little lad, even.

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I’ll call you sergeant wee-wee.

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this is the funniest thing i've seen all day for some reason - shayshay

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you are six inches shorter than me. - x-red.

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Wee little lad.

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You’re done growing, X-ray.

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what is this😭 - shayshay

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I’m not.

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😭 - lemon

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Guys - Vians princess

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your parents are both short dude. you are also done growing. - x-red.

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yes? - shayshay

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LOL - shayshay

92380 - 

No. I grew much since last year.

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do u guys know each other irl? do yall need to talk this out or sum? - lemon

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that means nothing. - x-red.

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Is it bad that I added his hb - Vians princess

102358 - 

Three whole inches, sergeant wee wee.

102664 - 

lemon, we're just joking around. i don't know this fucking weirdo at all. - x-red.

102397 - 

And I’ll grow some more.z

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lol😭 - shayshay

92380 - 

Hey, don’t disrespect your Unkie like that.

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"three whole inches" is what the girls are going to say to you in a few years - x-red.

102397 - 

oop - shayshay

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