i want cheese

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He liked armpits and idolized tyler durden and the guy from american psycho

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i love cheese so much

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im a fruity fruitcake -calum

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Cheese makes me vomit 🥲🐨

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I LOVE TYLER DURDEN

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um

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ok thats weird

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YUP FACTS🐨

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well i love fight club atleast

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dating is a luxury i cant affort. Not w those weirdos around

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Calum is definitely not straight as u can tell so they can be a part of our family tree🐨

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can i be so fr for a second

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i keep thinking about ts random parking lot

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yep

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a lot of memories there idk 💔

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Oh thats fun🐨

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im 99% straight except some men are fucking FINE -calum

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i think women who are into coquette and listen to lana del rey are zo annoying too. And toxic

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like a homeless dude sold me a bag for 15 dollars 👽

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the girl equivalent of incel guys

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ikr

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I LOVE COQUETTE, AND LANA DEL REY

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oh

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Calum i think u meant GAY not straight🐨

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....YELLOW.

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Please

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i love lana

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its in my blood to love her ok

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Don't do this to me i trusted u

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my grandpa even listened to lana'

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I like some lana 😭🐨

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its me and my paper stars against the world -calum

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im an emo bitch that listens to mcr

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Never listened to her but idk her fans are kinda annoying aorry

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my room is coquette, at my mums

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In spanish lana means wool

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my fingers hurt from playing bass for 5 hours today -calum

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Like a sheep

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at my dads its just um random stuff everywhere

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