which mf sexualized feet -calum

82335 - 

ok wait my song is playing rn

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Ur Right unfortunately koala. Never trust straight men

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damn bro im straight -calum

82335 - 

i lost my chance of dating a girl like 2 mins ao]go

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but i got some zest in my step -calum

82335 - 

Noooooo calum ur gay now🐨

95847 - 

im still hungry

2739 - 

real

82335 - 

No matter what u say UR GAY✨💕🌈💅😭🐨

95847 - 

i want cheese

2739 - 

He liked armpits and idolized tyler durden and the guy from american psycho

95844 - 

i love cheese so much

2739 - 

im a fruity fruitcake -calum

82335 - 

Cheese makes me vomit 🥲🐨

95847 - 

I LOVE TYLER DURDEN

2739 - 

um

2739 - 

ok thats weird

95845 - 

YUP FACTS🐨

95847 - 

well i love fight club atleast

2739 - 

dating is a luxury i cant affort. Not w those weirdos around

95844 - 

Calum is definitely not straight as u can tell so they can be a part of our family tree🐨

95847 - 

can i be so fr for a second

95844 - 

i keep thinking about ts random parking lot

2739 - 

yep

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a lot of memories there idk 💔

2739 - 

Oh thats fun🐨

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im 99% straight except some men are fucking FINE -calum

82335 - 

i think women who are into coquette and listen to lana del rey are zo annoying too. And toxic

95844 - 

like a homeless dude sold me a bag for 15 dollars 👽

2739 - 

the girl equivalent of incel guys

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ikr

95845 - 

I LOVE COQUETTE, AND LANA DEL REY

2739 - 

oh

2739 - 

Calum i think u meant GAY not straight🐨

95847 - 

....YELLOW.

95844 - 

Please

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i love lana

2739 - 

its in my blood to love her ok

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Don't do this to me i trusted u

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