2 things. This is literally the opening of fight club; and you should simply let go

95041 - 

I got two bachelros and a masters and mcdonalds, wendys, walmart, etc wony hitr me

21909 - 

uhhhhh do you tell them you have degrees?

95033 - 

Yes

21909 - 

bc you shouldn't if you are

95033 - 

why

95034 - 

Ahh overqualified?

90745 - 

they know you're looking for a better job and it's a temp thing

95033 - 

I double majored im worth something

21909 - 

WHY THEM?

95042 - 

Got a masters too

21909 - 

i wish humans didnt have to work

95034 - 

ONG BRO

95040 - 

what is this life

95034 - 

What would you do if u didnt have to work

90745 - 

idk

95034 - 

live life

95034 - 

Id do a physics masters in biophysics

21909 - 

hii !

90509 - 

Hallo

90745 - 

i think everything humans have done is stupid like we should have never reproduced and nobody should have ever been born i never asked for this life

95034 - 

wheres my twiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn - bela

93694 - 

i stole ur twin

95034 - 

i ate ur twin

95034 - 

ur twin is gone

95034 - 

☹️

90745 - 

noooooooo my twin

93694 - 

woah

90509 - 

so sad

93694 - 

deep in my belly

95034 - 

swallowed whole

95034 - 

im hungry but no food

95043 - 

my twins gonnnnneeee nooooooo

93694 - 

mmmmm

95034 - 

ur twin tasted so good

95034 - 

will u taste as good

95034 - 

same i cant really cook without asking my family to get me something and i dont wanna talk to them rn

95040 - 

yeah i will

93694 - 

what

90509 - 

my mum never cooks

95034 -