So the blood gets stuck and my insides get inflamed

Small cervix apparently

I have a

It's my genetics

So that's fun

if I don't take painkillers I'll vomit, break out in cold sweat and inevitably collapse

incredible

Powerful painkiller

did you try soden naproxen sodium

Job we have telepathic period cramps

Maybe I'll bring one back for dinner

I'm going to go fishing for some dutch people this December

also It's confirmed

ASK THEM

WDYM YOU DONT KNOW

WHY

WHEN

WHERE

WHO

um

tutel soup

SHAQ YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS

Forgive me for imagining an old man with a bald head

baldie...

LMAO

let me eat your hair job

I like playing with hair

why would you let me put rainbow bows in your hair

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOUR HAIR

The hair

how sweet, now I will crown you with a couple of sparrows

who is whom is where is when

Nothing I say makes much sense

You just said 'i know right, hobbit'

much

Decently

JOB IS TALKING TO HERSELF

THATS A LOT

massive digital footprint

You've been typo-ing all over the place