and she goes up to cash register person and she's like "hey give me something that'll make me become my bff"

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red can u shut up and go wheel your wheelchair down the nursing home hallway to go talk to one of your 80yr old friends, im sure one of them will go play bingo w/ you

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and the cash register person gives her a weird look but hands her something from under the counter

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and... the cash register person gave two shiny nickels?

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and its a genie lamp + two shiny nickels (for red lol)

68157 - 

red i bet you existed before cash registers

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just because i helped you with all those retarded jumbled words doesnt make me 10 years older than you doc douche

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belinda shoves the shiny nickels in her pocket and takes the lamp

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I rly cant tell if red is ai or just a really stupid person tryna troll

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she thanks the cash register man and leaves

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(cash resisters were invented in 1879, just looked it up.)

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(ooh cool)

68157 - 

now shut up and read dumbo's award winning story

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when she gets home she rubs the lamp and out comes a genie (duh)

68157 - 

oooh we got some arabian nights mf story in here

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the genie tells her this "i'll give you any three wishes, but you can't wish for more wishes or more genies or yk any workaround"

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SHUT UPP REDDDDD

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we dont need your goddamn commentary

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God i wish you could kick people off

68479 - 

Hey blue you still there

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proceed.. imma wait patiently for that boring disappointment of a ending

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belinda agrees, and she tells the genie she needs some time to think

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yeah i'mhere

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I think youre the boring disappointment of a life red

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Kk blue just checking

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cyan they will probably meet that soon, they r def olf asl

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old

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later melinda comes over and she finds the lamp and she's like hey what's this

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True lol green

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she rubs the lamp and out comes the genie

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melinda asks belinda if she can use a wish, and belinda agrees, since they're best friends

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melinda wishes that they can stay friends f o r e v e r

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what's the title of the story? "lindas and the genie"? lol

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pretty much lol

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um anyways

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linda?

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melinda and belinda you forgetting 70yo... focus

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butwhat next

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when melinda leaves, belinda is unsure of how to use her wishes

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but she decides to use them anyways

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