hi.. uwu

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oh?

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The baby starts tickling you

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You get a hammer. And then you smash it into pieces.

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That's how yoWHA

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wWHAT

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guys i ate the water

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i eated it

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thats how itbroke

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The baby starts to claw its way out, and its little grabby fingers break the sac and water goes everywhere

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My eyes are wet and spherical

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they don't tell you what happens if you chew instead of break it. It's time to get sloppin

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Sloppin

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her birthday is tomorrow. she forgot mine. and she was cheating. i hope it sucks.

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shew

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Holy mackerel!

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blue

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oh and I hope his gift is worse than mine

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Yeah?

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Blue fast

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hi yellow

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Hello yellow

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WHY DOES YOUR BABY HAVE CLAWS

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hihi

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Its an expression

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I had stiletto nails when i was born

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AHHHHHH IT HEUTSSSSS AAHHHH

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Also im secretly a demon lmao

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Idk abt yall

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i had claws when i was born

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i blanked out

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Still do

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it's not a secret

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fawr

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Oi

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they come out between my knuckles

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i am the wolverine

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Im coming out

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Actually

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I take that as a compliment

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