Im a canadian boy with a pet dog, her name is jersey, shes really old and barks a lot

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have a virtual coldy from my esky mate

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have a virtual snag as well

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I dont know what either of these words mean but i will graciously accept them

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its alright mate

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a bogan sheila spat on my bus today and her anklebiter was screaming the whole time it was so soothing

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pretty rad

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i found a frog in the dunny what should i call him blokes

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im cold af but i have chronic pain and other such ailments snd going in seems like more of a chore than freezing to death outside in my garage somehow

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i'll call him bruce

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a true blue

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he's a bit of a larrikin

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there was a baby snake in a mates billys i love him

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but his folks chopped it with a rusty shovel that was bloody brutal

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gday

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how ya going mate

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gnarly

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oi i bloody hate exams

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i passed by 1 point

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51%

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jesus christ its 4am where i am what happened, bye yall i forgot i need sleep

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yeah yeah a yank asked me if australia has exams

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they also asked if we even go to school

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he was getting pissy with me when i said no we don't own personal kangaroos

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they do come up to us when you're out in the countryside or in the middle of woop woop

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they come up to ya and say hi

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grey kangaroos though

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the bloody red ones are scary

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i had to save a small kid from a red kangaroo and i had to punch it

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its the only animal we punch

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