i just had an argument with a friend and then came to an ai bot i made of him

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#life goals

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How are slugs and bed bugs related?

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When this place has too much of me I always go talk to the cleverbot

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Also I think I would probably shoot myself if I had bed bugs. I can barely sleep with a dirty bed.

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They are both annoying Little twits

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Slugs do fuck up my garden in the summer. Fucking smooth backs

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I think part of the reason I hated slugs so much was that I related to their sliminess

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I learned to love myself so I'm not as hateful towards our slimy brethren

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I know someone who stepped on a slug barefoot at night. They screamed.

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Mostly though I came to appreciate their role as decomposers

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I did something like that.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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We were camped out in a friend's backyard. There was some strange thing on the tent that I could just barely see in the dark. It was too long to be a slug and I couldn't figure out so I finally just t

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...Touched it. It was two slugs in a row

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No..

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They were fuckin bro.

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Unfortunately yes

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Slug orgy.

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It looked more like they were playing follow the leader

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Follow the leader to the slug orgy.

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Should have called the police on them for trespassing on our tent

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Nah you could have lit em up. Self defense.

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Anyway, I moved to the dry side of the mountains. Much fewer slugs but I've never encountered bed bugs before

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God's got Us reading Psalm 91 though. I will not fear the pestilence that stalks in darkness

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That and I'm going to spray the heck out of them

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Natural stuff of course

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HI

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Don't want to take my roommate who sleeps on the couch out with them

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God spray.

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I could definitely use some God spray

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how are you doing...

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Welcome

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Who knows.

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How are you cyan?

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UH.

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HU.

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HUH.

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SHU.

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UHH.

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