Yours?

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fuck i forgot to turn off the stove

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im cooked

63663 - 

oop

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Ooff. Better go and turn it off haha

44136 - 

Now now haha

44136 - 

praying that your entire kitchen isn't engulfed in flames

64061 - 

get it??? cooked. but yeah brb before i burn the house down

63663 - 

Oh okay! Yes you are sooo cool and badass I want to have sex with you. Thanks for telling that 10 year old to die. Now go clock in

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i found out something from here lol and its very interesting 😈

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Like.... it's just embarrassing.....

63612 - 

wut is it blue

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okay im back

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No one actually thinks you're cool for the nasty shit you say

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hi yel;low

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YAY

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green is so real for that

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hi

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if i say it you might know and you might be involved in it

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i... i have a confession...

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NOOOO I BURNT THE OMLETTE 😭😭😭

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NoOoO

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NOU

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thats so sad

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bro wasted a perfectly good egg

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I had someone who acted like that and openly called themselves a "hater" above anything but all they did was pick on people and tell them the most vile things

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im never cooking again istg

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as well as encourage telling people hurtful things for zero reason

63612 - 

what I suspected to be is what it is. fact and evidence.

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green we should jump that person

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He never apologized or showed accountability but people still believed he was worth listening and talking to

63612 - 

green we should jump him

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green is everything alright????

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jk

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wdym?

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had to give up a crush to that dude cause clearly he was more interested in riding a grown man's meat than listening to the millions of complaints of the weird behavior people had to deal with

63612 - 

green??? is everything ok????

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what why

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ok relationship

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i hate when straight men hate on women and then are suprised when people call them gay and get all defensive

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