im not a creep im your guardian angel

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fuck off honey :/ xd

63858 - 

i love you too babes

63861 - 

i aint christian dawg :0 no guardian angels exist in this lore xd

63858 - 

your mum christian

63861 - 

stfu fr :/ xd

63858 - 

no i speak to my wife whenever i want

63861 - 

no one is christian here dawg LMFAO :0 xd

63858 - 

wait why am I here if I don't want to vent - lilium

63678 - 

im not your wife :p xd

63858 - 

good, christians are fucking duumb

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BYE - lilium

63678 - 

youre my fucking wife

63861 - 

im not :p xd

63858 - 

yes you are

63861 - 

bye im out - athena

63773 - 

I simultaneously ruined two friendships and i just started relapsing

63862 - 

:0 too bad for you dawg i aint getting married xd

63858 - 

green is corny asf

53263 - 

if you want a divorce, im burning all paper in the universe so you cant get papers

63861 - 

green is corny :/ xd

63858 - 

im not corny im HORNY

63861 - 

we werent married in the first place :0 xd

63858 - 

for my wife

63861 - 

i really need someone to talk too but no one is available

63862 - 

we were always married

63861 - 

green js embarassing themself atp

53263 - 

:0 i cant satisfy your horny dawg too bad xd

63858 - 

embarassing myself for my wife is wholesome

63861 - 

we were never married :0 xd

63858 - 

you satisfy my horny by existing

63861 - 

thanks deary

63861 - 

:0 xd

63858 - 

we are always married forever

63861 - 

this is why yall get bullied icl

53263 - 

my wife is shy and stuff

63861 - 

:/ xd

63858 - 

she doesnt like when i say shes my wife

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makes her all scaredand stuff

63861 - 

im not your wife dawg :0 xd

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