pancakes are too flat

97021 - 

waffles hold syrup better

97021 - 

Fucking bitchm deal with your own emotional constipations you adult babies

97023 - 

thats why you stack them

97016 - 

green I literally hate you now

97016 - 

Stacking pancakes just lets more syrup slide off

97021 - 

I am ceasing this convo for the sake of my sanity

97016 - 

waffles are king

97021 - 

thats sexist

97016 - 

or queen

97021 - 

find, to make it up to you yellow, I'll make you a big stack of pancakes

97021 - 

I do not want your performative apologies

97016 - 

With some syrup right from the tree

97021 - 

And bacon

97021 - 

duck duck, goose

97016 - 

But, the pancakes will be in the shape of a waffle

97021 - 

green why do you torture me

97016 - 

I'm hungry

97021 - 

🥞🥞

97021 - 

there was something I was wishing to do and I completely forgot what it was

97016 - 

Boo!!!!

96857 - 

Im back

96857 - 

I went to wash the dishes

96857 - 

washing dishes sucks

97021 - 

Aren’t you going to tell me how much you missed me

96857 - 

🐢

97016 - 

naw

97021 - 

Un-cute on apple

96857 - 

Im kiddin green

96857 - 

😶

97021 - 

red is not kidding they are tracking you down as we speak

97016 - 

I dont know where you live

96857 - 

But i have my methods

96857 - 

yeah well I'll fight them off with a spatula

97021 - 

Wait my hands are burning from the dish soap

96857 - 

Brb

96857 - 

🪄🔮

97016 - 

🌀

97021 - 

Now my hands smell like

96857 - 

A different kind of soap

96857 -