But i have my methods

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yeah well I'll fight them off with a spatula

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Wait my hands are burning from the dish soap

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Brb

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🪄🔮

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🌀

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Now my hands smell like

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A different kind of soap

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incredible

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All is quiet in the voidhouse

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neat

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Not a peep is heard

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Except two rats, one green and one yellow

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What are they up to? Can you guess what they’re up to?

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I identify as a turtle

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A rat and a turtle

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And unlikely pair

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You smell familar

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im going to sleep now

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Night night

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Im going to ponder about your identity

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WHEN THE RATS ARE GONE INVESTIGATOR RED COMES TO TOWN

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There was a random dude who kept going tutel🐢

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Spoke in dutch too

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Had many names

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Including : tutel guy, pancake

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Uh

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There’s more but i cant be bothered

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In fact this whole thing is a scam

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im a scammer

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Im a scammer???

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No that cant be right

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UHHH AS I WAS SAYING

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last night

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I encountered a person

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Who. Had no distinctive characteristics

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EXCEPT

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for the fact that bro typed really, really familiarly

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Scarily familiar

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In fact i almost decided to throw my phone in a ditch

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