ykwim :(

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Sometimes I run around saying helicopter helicopter

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I go poop at exactly 5:15 and if i dont poop then i hold it in all day

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It accumulates like debt

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I poop 3 times a day

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Pooping satisfies my animalistic instincts

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I want to like dogs

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I really do

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At 5 is the mega poop, then I poop after breakfast then in the evening at 5

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But they run after me and I run away screaming

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Farting does that to me purple

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Pee pee poo poo

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I hate sex in movies when i'm watching them with smn

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So fucking awkward

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Sometimes i drink my own piss for extra calcium

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I drink milk for calcium

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Blue is scary

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Milk is for poosays

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Ayaw ko na magpprepretend ako muna meron

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Cuz I'm civilized and lonely

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Real men drink piss 💪💪

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I do eat tree bark

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My leg is getting one of those ticklish cramps

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American highschool/college movies ruined and corrupted my brain

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Chop your leg off

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Anime sucks

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Chop chop

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I hate anime

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Anime sucks balls true

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I like some anime, others suck

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One piece was good now it's gay

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ah wait I would like to tell y'all abouta situationship I had haha

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Sucks major balls and bootyhole

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Gay style

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Aww anime indoctrinated me into Satanic rituals <3

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Some people like getting colonoscopy

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Gay vs hetero full fight

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Based and redpilled

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blinks rapidly in all directions

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It is much easier if.. oh so he's mt highschool crushh yiee.. gets ko na toh ang akon nakaistorya feel ko naoffend gd sya.. very understandable tho, my lesson next time

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