D: why a promise ring when promise farts are cheaper xd

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how tf am i turning 28 next month D: xd

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how tf am i even THAT OLD D: xd

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its CONSPIRACY D: xd

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idefk what im gonna do with this dumbass existence D': xd

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everythings fucking retarded :/ xd

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xd calm down

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D: that guy with the track LA BAMBA literally LA BAMBA in a plane crash way back in 50s or 60s xd

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gimme sum of that calmin tea n--gga D: xd

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do i look british

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:/ the sentence in cyan do look a bit british :0 must be the color love xd

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dang maybe it is

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maybe maybe :0 how was your day n--gga xd

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it was fine

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oh come on bring out that tea n--gga :0 its just vanilla "fine" xd

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until i decided to be on here and ruin it

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gotta have sum pizzazz :0 xd

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nah you some borin thot :0 xd

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xd telling me im a boring thot

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how could it get any worse

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i havent had food in like :0 wait since thursday or wednesday xd

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so ur starving urself like those people on edtwt

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:0 im hardly starvin n--gga i eat water and drink my protein xd

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too lazy to hit my aunts place for a meal :p xd

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drink your protein? are u one of those gym guys who drinks protein shakes now

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D: nah im too lazy to eat so i got protein for me and when its over imma get both protein and creatine xd

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at least my body wont eat itself :p xd

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ur aunts place?

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i thought u were like 28 why are u coming over like its ur grandma cokking ur dinner

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well yeah aint no one cooking in this empty house LMFAO- i have to head over to my aunts place every mornin for breakfast :p xd

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like literally the only meal i have :p xd

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grandma is ded dawg she cant "cokking" shit D: xd

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everyones DEAD D: xd

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its a good thing tho :p xd

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now only my "father" dear is left to die :p xd

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then im the last one standing in the hunger games D: xd

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how old is ur father

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bro is turning 61 this year :0 xd

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isnt he supposed to be on life support now

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nah he had his second stroke and now locked up in a rehab :p xd

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