my heart is in my ass rn

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i really dont want them to reject

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:0 how did your heart travel to them glutes xd

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whoa

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but they're both only a week old so people are saying its normal

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joshua bateman

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:0 they took the short way down the anus xd

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idk im nervous 💔

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delilah rich

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delilah was samsons thot :0 xd

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delilah is my bestie

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okay thanks for coming to my ted talk

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delilah is a literal thot in jewish or hebrew myth :0 xd

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i want somebody to love me

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:0 you can want things you cant have lovey xd

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jk#

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i have a bf

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so ur wrong

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the pillow doesnt count lovey :0 xd

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u loner

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at least i wont die alone like u

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:0 drawing eyes and a nose on a pillow aint gonna make it a bf xd

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thomas aint a friggin pillow mate hes guy

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bitches be delulu these days :0 xd

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jst because no one likes u

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thomas is a thot :0 xd

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u r a bitch i agree

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and ur a twat

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thomas is a thot fat whale monkey :0 xd

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bro u literally cause earthquakes

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people can see u from the other side of the world

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shaking

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:0 thomas is that 2001 space odyssey monkey that angry shook the tata at the sky then attacked another monkey with a bone :0 xd

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bruh

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ur fit

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thomas be shakin them tata at stanley kubrick for 2 dolla :0 xd

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thomas the tata monkey :0 xd

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u sound sexy

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:0 thats what thomas said to stanley kubrick xd

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daym

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