we weren't born yesterday purple

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SUSPICIOUS

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Guess

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oh thats nice, cause i was

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Guess wat

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Oh no wonder

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i dont want to guess

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Guess who’s under your bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road

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How did I know

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TO VISIT GRANDMAS HOUSE

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Ehh wronggg

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TO COSPLAY AS A CHICKEN

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you're the biblically accurate angelic being hiding under my bed? this whole time?

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TO EAT EGGS

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um

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Because theyvhave feet you dummy

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That might be yellow idk

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oh. yellow, the rent is due

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you need to pay your share

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Whats that?

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What rent?

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does Jesus Christ not have bills up there in heaven?

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i need to visit someday

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Idk i think theyre eternally abundant there

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thats a little unfair

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I just got called ( menacingly ) to the dinner table

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byes byes

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i feel like i should be benefiting from this abundance

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i will be missed

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#peaceout

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purple goodbye

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#dinnee

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Welp anyyy I will go and steall all of your heads y'all dingus. Apparently she's interting coz she fun and has a lil bit of a naughty side.

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dinner*

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yellow what

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why did you devolve into madness yellow

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🐶📢

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What did yellow say?

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Welpp, I just gotta find a man for me pero haha petty na kung petty, still fuck both of youu. Espeacially her. Have a nice lifeee youu guys Byeee emii contonuee slaying HAHA

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