why are they barking and meowing?

70378 - 

Yeah, you should try it

64435 - 

Wo men yi qi xu map qiao

70805 - 

they are government spies thats why

55376 - 

Yeahh

64435 - 

yi qi miaoq miaow miaosohsjdjd

70805 - 

i dont speak mandarin

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And apparently speaking chinese too.

64435 - 

How do you know thats chinese

70805 - 

It is definitely a skill right em?

64435 - 

you government spy

70805 - 

we weren't born yesterday purple

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SUSPICIOUS

70805 - 

Guess

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oh thats nice, cause i was

70805 - 

Guess wat

70805 - 

Oh no wonder

64435 - 

i dont want to guess

55376 - 

Guess who’s under your bed

70805 - 

Why did the chicken cross the road

64435 - 

How did I know

64435 - 

TO VISIT GRANDMAS HOUSE

70805 - 

Ehh wronggg

64435 - 

TO COSPLAY AS A CHICKEN

70805 - 

you're the biblically accurate angelic being hiding under my bed? this whole time?

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TO EAT EGGS

70805 - 

um

70805 - 

Because theyvhave feet you dummy

64435 - 

That might be yellow idk

70805 - 

oh. yellow, the rent is due

55376 - 

you need to pay your share

55376 - 

Whats that?

64435 - 

What rent?

64435 - 

does Jesus Christ not have bills up there in heaven?

55376 - 

i need to visit someday

55376 - 

Idk i think theyre eternally abundant there

64435 - 

thats a little unfair

55376 - 

I just got called ( menacingly ) to the dinner table

70805 - 

byes byes

70805 - 

i feel like i should be benefiting from this abundance

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