why does my dad keep coming home

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ugh

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AY

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sippin hard

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i forgot today was mo day

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😭😭

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monday

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tired and hungry

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wait its monday

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i need to take a shit

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real bad

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why is it February

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how

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because time keeps passing by whether you like it or not

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True

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Honestly... Werk

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i guess

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you are either running from time, or time is running from you

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bro fuck valentines day

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I forget that you're fucking Aristotle

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yeah

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huh.

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Lol nothing

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no, explain

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No yeah you're always philosophizing and such

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..i am?

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Mhm

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oh.

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bro when i die i wanna come back as a turtle

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if i was a turtle id probably choke on some plastic

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I don't want to come back period

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😭 bruh

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why blue

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I'll be tired of living on earth by the time I die

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wait actually maybe a kangaroo or giraffe

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Why would I return

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oh

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it kinda sounds nice to dream forever

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If i reincarnated hopefully I'd be a birch tree

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maybe you'll come back as a baby born in a rich family

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