I wish

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Excusez moi, I'm taken by a situationship

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You are not worthy

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Straight as a metal ruler

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for our dearest short warrior

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our jelly bean

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I AM AS STRAIGHT AS A LINEEE

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metal is malleable

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STFU YELLOW

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our vertically challenged

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rain grain

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I WILL KICK YOUR SHINS

70298 - 

vocationally called

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BITE YOUR STINKY ANKLES

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TALL GIANT

70298 - 

WHO ARE YOU

37316 - 

ENLARGED SPECIMEN

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bro whys purp yearning

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LMAOOOOO

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probe deeply

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shes white but ok

68633 - 

I have never been so utterly amused

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nvm

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im back

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WHITE GAG

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the watercooler is cold

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and for that I thank you good sire

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GAGGING

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THROWING UP

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CHOKING

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I want water

70298 - 

Left my bottle in class

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is my beloved still here

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As my mom once said

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too bad yun

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