ill just imagine you are - Batman

because you a big black bald black man - Batman

bald - Batman

What do you look like then - Batman

CORAL FREAKY - Batman

wait didnt you say you were ginger job - Batman

coral FREAKY CORAL?? - Batman

Coral - Batman

see look at you deflecting - Batman

I bet your a big black man behind the screen - Batman

Is that too gay - Batman

will shaq take me too then we can all be together - Batman

ill scrap shaq - Batman

Yeah you are ex wife - Batman

Yeah you are pretty entertaining - Batman

real talk - Batman

i have a quick skeg sometimes but usually i get bored if you or cheek arent here - Batman

I dont really come here - Batman

Most of the time im here whilst your here - Batman

wow well for the record - Batman

truth?? - Batman

i am loyal - Batman

I feel offended - Batman

:( - Batman

Cheating… - Batman

YOU DID IT BEFORE - Batman

Woah - Batman

you have shaq now im old news - Batman

I re set again - Batman

you broke mine and then broke it again - Batman

dont forget me :( - Batman

is that it your throwing all your past away now? - Batman

It says aka job - Batman

trust me job - Batman

ITS NOT - Batman

im a firm believer for that - Batman

Nah if your confidant you can rock anything - Batman

I wont now youve said - Batman

i think she secretly hates me - Batman

She told me i should get a buzz cut thats why i did it - Batman