Those break easy - Software

oh. - Software

Yes, you do? The blade in a pencil sharpener is easy af to hide, it's a goddamn pencil sharpener - Software

Those get dull fast and don't do shit - Software

scissors? - Software

sharpener? - Software

then you have to amputate it - Software

I hope the knifes u use to sh get rusty or smth - Software

Oh, I don't like sex - Software

I hope you get tetanus - Software

Accidental - Software

Anywho, Software is better than Hardware - Software

What...? - Software

If you crash give me your car - Software

With who? - Software

What. - Software

Hardware? - Software

I like their soft nubs and how they can't do anything without help - Software

Just the limbless - Software

No. - Software

maybe this is why I like amputees - Software

I like taking shit apart - Software

Firmware - Software

Put them away - Software

Can you summon me an amputee? - Software

Damn - Software

Oh shit - Software

oh, even worse - Software

J*b from Walmart - Software

J*b's probs js in it's cage - Software

That bitch ain't J*b - Software

... - Software

Jobby means shit, don't you remember? - Software

J*b died - Software

Oh, piss color is back - Software

k - Software

That's the only thing with clean cut, chainsaws are mid - Software

You don't own a table saw - Software

With what? - Software

Cut your arm off to make sure - Software