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the weather app is always lying to me - sauce

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my mom keeps forgetting that I can't survive off of unhealthy snacks and that I NEED real food - ERROR404

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warning basically said SUPER SUPER BAD FLOOD WARNING and it didnt even rain - sauce

101738 - 

but when I try to buy it, she tell me not to? - ERROR404

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lol sauce - ERROR404

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thats lowkey sad purp

101771 - 

my cat said he agress it's also sad - ERROR404

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he's typing this right now - ERROR404

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tell him I said pspspsps

101771 - 

what kind of cat - sauce

101738 - 

he's sitting on me - ERROR404

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honestly idk what kinda cat this is - ERROR404

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he's grey - ERROR404

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and heavy - ERROR404

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i talked to a cat once - sauce

101738 - 

not fat yet tho - ERROR404

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my neighbor cats snuck into my room and vomitied on my bed

101771 - 

I talked to a duck omw to school - ERROR404

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he was chill - ERROR404

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he said he worked down the street - ERROR404

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I'm assuming he worked at the gas station - ERROR404

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i was a catsitter a month ago and half the time the cat just sat under my bed - sauce

101738 - 

interesting

101771 - 

did he want grapes - sauce

101738 - 

nah he wanted a dollar - ERROR404

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but I told him I didn't carry cash - ERROR404

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did he bring out the card swipe machine

101771 - 

gray cats are cute - sauce

101738 - 

actually all cats lowk - sauce

101738 - 

yes they're lazy tho - ERROR404

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he needs to get a job and contribute - ERROR404

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if a duck can work at the gas station so cat he - sauce

101738 - 

woah - sauce

101738 - 

so can he - sauce

101738 - 

i wish I could see my screen. but alas there's a grey furry thinh in mu way - ERROR404

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is he that phat to cover the whole screen

101771 - 

no but he keeps moving his head - ERROR404

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he's on my chest so he's coving my whole view 🥀🥀 - ERROR404

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omg im gona have cat fur on me - ERROR404

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