hold on - elle

WAIT MY BAD KINGSAHQ - elle

"I LOVE YOU, KINGSHAQ, TIL DEATH DO AS PART, I WILL BURY YOU IN MY BOOB CREVICE" - elle

"Aw, kingshaq... come here." shejob said as she pulled kingshaq into a hug, burying his face into her volumptions, delectable meat hills - elle

"Shejob, i ran away because i was scared to love you.. but, i realized your melons were the only best two water balloons ive ever seen." - elle

"KINGSHAQ?" - elle

"hello?..." she said with puffy eyes as she creaked the door open. "my love, its me. i came back, and ive made my choice." - elle

as shejob wandered about her forbidden love, a knock came upon her ears. who could it be? - elle

bet - elle

"KINGSHAQ, NO! COME BACK, MY LOVE!" shejob hollered into the distance, crying her heart and soul into the atmosphere - elle

"no... you must'nt.. i.. i have to go, my dear..." king shaq muttered under his breath, galloping away into the sunset - elle

As kingshaq looked up at shejob, the woman tucked a strand of his balding scalp behind his ear. "i love, you, king shaq." she whispered endearingly - elle

LINDY FUCK YOU THESE HURT - elle

sure ally - elle

bro who bluetoothed me im having cramps too now - elle

SHE JOB OR SHAQ WHO APPROACHES WHO - elle

bet lindy - elle

online enemies to lovers trope - elle

im gonna write a fanfiction about kingshaq and shejob - elle

Oh well thats okay kid i do so so so soooo sincerely forgive you - elle

theres nothing wrong with it, i want to be a psychologist but i dont go out here and tell people that im better off than them, do i? - elle

kid im upset that you act like you're better than everyone not the fact that you want to be a neurosurgeon - elle

king shaq x she job enemies to lovers canon - elle

theres nothing worse than a preteen formind a superiority complex after watching like 1 true crime documentary - elle

SAME I FEEL YOU BLUE - elle

HI LINDY - elle

idi - elle

what king said - elle

yall can come get a close up of somethign else... - elle

LIKE YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN US - elle

I KNOW RIGJT - elle

THANK YOU BLUE - elle

where did kid go - elle

a silent voice was fire - elle

and remember ladies, you make it work with what you got, clock that tea - elle

period job know ur worth - elle

i love ao3 but ill never forget my roots... wattpad.. - elle

fanfiction? heh.. i know all about it... - elle

AHHHHHHHHHH - elle

MY ROSE TOY - elle