so tell him you want to vlimb him like a tree i dont see the problem? - Simon

the cheeksquisher - Simon

you said one too many swears lil dude - Simon

sorry bro web site hate u - Simon

yr supposed to crash out in the venting room - Simon

tfw your soulmate and you have incompatible sexualities - Simon

bet you nobody in here has a healthy relationship with their father - Simon

my dad turned into a puff of smoke - Simon

you are not banned - Simon

hwite - Simon

hell yeah twisted tea - Simon

ok now open your eyes im done venting - Simon

i want a rum lemonade - Simon

ok - Simon

quick everyone cover your eyes - Simon

NEVER? devastation - Simon

oh wait - Simon

NO KM WHITE AGAIN - Simon

im 26. im the biggest dork in the room. when do all the twenty yr olds log on so i can talk about booze - Simon

regret - Simon

god dang it. little dudes in chat - Simon

i want to blow my paycheck on pizza - Simon

like chill out - Simon

im actually a crabby bitch because my hookup isnt here yet can you believe - Simon

ffs - Simon

cant get here fast enough - Simon

im about to get it - Simon

hell yeah - Simon

i fucking miss the countryside - Simon

dang. is it all farmland - Simon

cunty lilac - Simon

hows illinois - Simon

noice - Simon

WHIT - Simon

yeehaw homie - Simon

i live in texas - Simon

what is w9 - Simon

oh i c - Simon

what is it. like kik? - Simon

thirsty geez - Simon